What We Believe

Taken from the back of the Zum Bar soap catalog

We believe in being in the mood and running in the nude.
We believe in second hand soap.
We believe it's smart to know the rules so you can break them.
We believe that good juju is the secret ingredient.
We believe in dogs in the workplace.
We believe everything is better when ordered extra dirty.
We believe in croute au fromage.
We believe you will see a monkey every day.
We believe in sweating with friends.
We believe that Zum Bum should be in every bathroom.
We believe the candy bowl should always be full.
We believe in dog day afternoons.
We believe measuring is overrated.
We believe in full moon Fridays.
We believe in turning the volume up to 11.
We believe that having to shout "we're green" means you're not really green.
We believe that cheap red wine is better than no wine at all.
We believe that artichokes may be nature's perfect food... actually, we believe cheese dip may be the perfect food.
We believe in hugging old people.
We believe plants make the best perfumes.
We believe snow cones are best when spiked.
We believe in shakin' our booties.
We believe in traveling in packs.
We believe in vegetarians and carnivores.
We believe there is nothing real about a maraschino cherry.
We believe the louder the music, the better the soap.
We believe if it comes from a grape, it's good.
We believe in afternoon delight, shahi paneer korma and full body massages.
We believe trial sizes are cool.
We believe that real and saggy are sexy.
We believe we can make people happier by using our products.
We believe humans could live on bread, cheese, wine, chocolate and avocados.
We believe in warm, wet places.
We believe Zum bars are best when used with a friend.
We believe pumpkin is not an essential oil.
We believe in not wasting a single ounce of soap.
We believe melt and pour is for amateurs.
We believe in wearing flip flops to work.
We believe movies are always better with martinis and recliners.
We believe in your mom.
We believe in the kiss-and-make-up club, not the fight club.
We believe in 3 o'clock snacks.
We believe plants heal.
We believe in real boobs and fake fur.
We believe in talking about our "shows" on Monday.
We believe in long, hot baths.
We believe in wearing black turtlenecks in the winter every day.
We believe the best ideas come from meetings in the masturbatorium.
We believe in Christopher Guest movies.
We believe in pure bred dogs, pound puppies and rescue pooches.
We believe we learned the truth at 17.
We believe cowboy boots can be worn with any outfit.
We believe in good, good, good vibrations.
We believe in "one in, one out."
We believe clowns are scary.
We believe in zumba.
We believe in that ass and you what ass we're talking about.
We believe the more dogs, the better the mojo.