Need Some Help There, Sailor?

Since it is 6.30 on Monday night and I have not posted since Thursday... a quickie but an AWESOME quickie (insert your cheeky comment here).

Warning: if you easily offended by sex and sexual content, this is not the posting for you.


So, several years back some friends of ours were doing the Artificial Insemination thing or some kind of fertility testing. Regardless, the point is that the clinic needed a semen sample.


Our friend goes into the room and a hot nurse enters the room. She has porn in her hand; he is pretty excited about this whole prospect. Hot nurse and porn? BoNANza! {Side note: how gross is used community porn? I can't get beyond that concept.}


The nurse asks him "Do you want to do this the old-fashioned way {here she indicates the porn} or do you want me to help you {here she indicates her other hand}?"


My friend is BESIDE himself? Hot nurse, porn AND a hand job? He is now pondering becoming a professional sperm donor. Double boNANza!


"Uhhh, if you would like to assist, that would be great."


"Okay, if you can lean over a bit so I can be behind you," Hot Nurse purrs.


He leans over and is beside himself with excitement. At this point, unbeknownst to him, she whips out a huge needle that she shoves into his testicles to extract her sample.

My friend 'pert near came unglued. In a very high-pitched voice he screams "THAT was your idea of helping me along! I thought you were offering me a hand job."


She says in a silky voice directly into his ear "I know you did."